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The day you drink all the sprite cranberry you want bro, you don't get to share with no one ether.
Me: Aye you want a sprite cranberry
Him: yeah sure
Me: SIKE ITS MAY 20 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE BITCH
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National I don't give a crap day
May 20:
*...*
"I dont give a crap"
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Get ur friend to do everything
me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi
Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊
Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*
Cher's birthday, which means that if you were born this day you are blessed, should be an international holiday.
hey babe it's may 20th, wanna go out and celebrate cher's birthday?
yes of course!
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Chinese Network Valentine's Day. '520' is pronounced in Chinese very similar to ' i love you' in Chinese, so people celebrate love on this day. For the Chinese, today is like Valentine’s day.
"Today is May 20!"
"Yes, I love you babe, where are we gonna celebrate today?"
Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.
p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.
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