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The Megumi Partical

The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*

Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.

Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.

Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.

by DefinitelyNotAPedo October 15, 2014


megumi fushiguro

he's an amazing character from the show jujutsu kaisen (jjk). he's strong and possesses a cursed technique called ten shadows technique.

he also has a sister named tsumiki and a dad named toji; however, due to certain circumstances toji is no longer with him and tsumiki is in a coma. so, gojo looks after him in toji's stead (but it's more like megumi looking after gojo /hj)

he has morals and stand by them strongly. he's also quiet and quite well mannered! he doesn't show it too expressively but he's genuinely caring about the people that he love. he wants to help people that he view as good. hes also very smart and considered to be pretty secretive

he's part of the best trio (imo) as well (itadori, megumi, and nobara)

he enjoys listening to Weezer's Island in the Sun and Uchujin's Hakujitsumu. he also prefers to drink black coffee (idk these are random facts)

overall: he's the loml and i do in fact cry over toji, megumi, and megumi's mom every day !!!

"see him? that's megumi fushiguro! he's a really cool character from jjk! i love him a lot!"
"that's really cool! but wow he looks really tired..."
"oh, that's because of gojo."

by meg4mis June 29, 2021


Megumi Mafia

The cult surrounding the Megumi Mafia is a strange one, of course, you had to be in her class. Once your in you are subject to the ruthless class clowns, doing anything they can to piss off the teacher, failing miserably, because she doesn't give a shit

person 1: Are you part of the Megumi Mafia
person 2: Of course I am, remember when she had hentai on there computer
person 1: Yeah

by Cookievirginstealer October 15, 2020


Nina/Megumi

Why need therapy when this person exists.

nina/megumi is swag 😁💞💘💓💗❤️

by cottagekitty (cynthia/tsukii) October 5, 2021

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megumis..stepmom

A really SEXY and HOT mutuals who never misses. Her Favourite mutual is @shadowthecatto cause she has taste!!!

Bro @megumis..stepmom is so hot” “agree!!”

by Shadowthecatto April 28, 2021


Megumi-ism

The act of having extreme potential and the ability to rise to great power but ultimately falling short and failing to live up to said potential. Someone who expresses Megumi-ism is also commonly referred to as a “Potential Man”.

“Did you hear about that new kid? I hear he’s been showing a lot of Megumi-ism.”

“Yeah, I heard. Guy seems like a real Potential Man.”

by TheRealGoochTickler September 19, 2024


Megumi Kun

Megumi kun, as I like to call him ;) or Megumi Fushiguro, is the best supporting character from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen. He is also my fiancée and we’re the perfect fruity pair (go lgbts!) we are only straight for each other so everyone else can curse themselves to hell.

Hijabi chan: “oh my god he’s so fine can I take a bite of that fruitcake”
Megumi’s Lover (me): “no you whore, Megumi Kun is straight for me and me only #pansexuals unite!”
Megumi: “Sorry hijab.. she speaks truth, I love you megumi lover <3”

by songkangswife September 3, 2021