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A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off
Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist
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An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.
Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.
1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...
A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.
The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!
The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it
Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?
Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.
a person who gets the weather completely wrong every single time.
that weather report was so wrong it was like the guy was an ANTI-METEOROLOGIST.