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A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)
"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.
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Somebody you guys really need to stop sexualizing. He would kill you, not fuck you.
“Omg Michael Myers please fuck me!” No emma, he would stab you to death.
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Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.
Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.
Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!
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A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.
Yo, Mike Myers has 2 Baseball Championship rings. Damn hes good.
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Oh that fucking creep? Oh hell no... he brutally murders his family! What the fuck!!! What the hell is he mad at them? Revenge??
The meaning is that Michael Myers is a fucking creepo
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Michael Audrey Myers:
Born 1957. He was a very smart kid growing up, living a normal life. Until he started to act a little less normal than usual. Then on October 31, 1963, six year old Michael Myers brutally murdered his seventeen year old sister. He was locked away at the Smiths Grove-Warren County Sanitarium for the murder. He remained there for fifteen years, until on October 30, 1978, when he escaped. Twenty-one year old Michael Myers heads home to Haddonfield, Illinois. He chases down his remaining sister, Laurie Strode, who was adopted by a new family after the murder of Judith Myers. Michael Myers is the villain that started it all. He layed the groundwork for all those shitty knock-offs like Freddy or Jason. He doesn't stop until it's done. He is just simply evil.
Michael Myers made Halloween scarier and more famous than it already was.
Michael Myers could kick Freddy's and Jason's ass.
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a crazy-ass son of a bitch
ask anyone, they will agree that michael myers is one crazy-ass son of a bitch
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