sarah mohr

An amazing human being.
Smart, loving, caring, cute, and funny. No matter your mood, she will always make you laugh. And when you're around her you feel like you can do anything. She's a beautiful person, both inside and out...

Not to mention she has a A++ body, perfect ass and tits.

Hey man, have you met Sarah Mohr yet?
Yeah, she's great!

Mohr

Texas gulf coast slang for sharting while riding reverse cowgirl during hurricane season

Last nights date was going great, then it got even better when she mohred me.

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”