Name

A word given to a person at birth, which is used to refer to them.
On sites such as UrbanDictionary, the definitions for various names will be filled with self/circlejerking retards filling their own insecurities.

"Hey I'm gonna look up my own name on Urban Dictionary, because I am insecure about my current social standing, penis size, relationship status or financial stability"

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Name

50% of the words in Urban Dictonary
Something that girls wont shut the fuck up about on Urban Dictonary.
We don't give a fuck about your friend, now fuck off and put
something at least a little worth while on this site.

INSERT NAME HERE-
sexy, cut, hote, funtey. xd
ur lokky if u hav somewun like INSERT NAME HERE but u cacnt beeat her no matter wutr

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Name

The sound you make to gain a specific person's attention.

"Hello! What's your name, pal?"
"Owen, yours?"
"Luke! Nice to meet you."
"Pleasure's mine."

And then 6 months later Luke asked Owen on a date..

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Name

What people put here on Urban Dictionary so that they can feel better about themselves.

Ex. Juan - a person who has a kind heart and has a long dick, and knows how to make someone feel better.

When in actuality, Juan is a 40 year old fat Mexican man with a small penis and an unhappy marriage

Urban Dictionary names are annoying. Unless your name is Kyle, your name is NOT A FUCKING DEFINITION!

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Name

Something girls who think they are romantic put on UrbanDictionary.com and define their boyfriends with sparkly rainbow adjectives.

Name

A boy who is really sweet, cute, and handsome.

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Name

Something that people rarely realize their parents have.

Mom's friend: Bye Janice!
Son: Who's Janice?
Mom: Me!
Son: I thought people called you Mom.
Mom: I have a name
Son: Whatever, "Janice"

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Name

A meaningless word assigned to you that lets people judge you before they know you.

Your name's Weniger? What a sh*thead!

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