near

To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.

Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.

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Damn Near

Almost but not quite

I damn near cut off my finger.

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Near Bother

Irish colloquialism. Popularised by residents of the town of Trim, Co. Meath. No bother. To have no worries or problems about one's self

Felix: What's the formation?
T-Bo: Ahh, near bother to ya
Wiggles: wulla wulla wulla

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In the near future

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.

Sometime within the near future it will be done. Does that answer your question

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Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.

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prit' near

shortened to mean "pretty near" or "almost". Primarily heard in Prince Edward County.

"It was prit ' near six o'clock by the time I got home from work Friday"

"I was driving late one night, I saw an animal, swerved and prit' near put 'er in the rhubarb"

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