Paducah Drive By

When a cherub performs a walk by farting on another individual.

Driver just pulled a Paducah Drive By on that ginger!

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wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

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paducah pancakes

a sexu-scatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

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