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Most perfect guy ever. No questions. He's awkward and a little shy, but he's the sweetest and most thoughtful person in the world. He brings out the absolute best in people. He knows the exact words to make anyone feel better. He might not be the strongest, most athletic guy ever, but he definitely is adorable and more than amazing. Whoever ends up with Patrick should never regret it.
Patrick asked me out!
He's weak.
But he calls me beautiful everyday.
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pa-trik noun.
A sweet, caring, understanding, loyal Australian man with a great heart. Patrick is one of the most amazing and sincere people you will ever meet.
You will be extremely lucky to have this romantic, charming, handsome and extremely hot photographer in your life. Both his good looks and his height are impressive, as well as his tender and deep voice which will melt any girl's heart.
His dedication and love for his girlfriend are admirable, causing her to be ready to do anything for him and adore him more than anything in the world.
On Valentine's Day, Patrick is deserving of a public declaration of your love, and so much more.
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A pink starfish that is Spongebob's best friend.
He is also one of Spongebob's neighbors, along with Squidward.
he isn't very intelligent, but he had knowledge in the study of wumbology.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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The epitome of all that is attractive. Is interested in space and physics.
Synonyms include:
alluring, beautiful, charming, engaging, enticing, fair, glamorous, good-looking, gorgeous, handsome, interesting, inviting, lovely, pleasant, pleasing, tempting, adorable, agreeable, beckoning, bewitching, captivating, comely, enchanting, enthralling, fascinating, fetching, hunky, looker, cute, magnetic, mesmeric,prepossessing, pretty, provocative, seductive, stunning, sexy, great, amazing, intelligent, hot, awesome.
"OMG. You suck at playing Mass Effect"
"Dude, it's okay because I'm Patrick".
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A fan-fucking-tastic human being. Not always the smartest, but hilarious. Doesn't give 2 flying fucks. Has beautiful eyes, a huge sense of humor, and isn't scared to be himself. Big troublemaker in school, teachers hate him (especially in ELA) and he hates teachers. He's the type of guy who can make a window funny. He's into skating and guitar, and does his homework at 9 P.M. Don't fuck with him or his family and friends, he'll beat the living shit outta you.
Someone: Who's the funniest or craziest kid you know?
Patrick's Friend: Patrick, for sure.
Patrick: *walks in retardedly* Sah dude
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A delusional pink man who hangs out on a sink when he thinks he is in the ocean
Guy 1: what did you do today?
Guy 2: rode my bike to the Bed Bath and Beyond and saw a weird guy, he was such a Patrick
Guy 1:ha ha ha
Guy 2: OMG THERE HE IS!
Patrick: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO