Paris pincer

The act of double fisting a woman while she stands with her legs widely apart, and you kneel beneath her. "Paris" refers to the Eiffel-tower-like shape formed by your arms and her legs, while "pincer" simply refers to the movement involved.

Have you seen my wristwatch? I think I lost it last night when I was giving your girlfriend a Paris pincer.

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Roman Pincer

when one takes his middle finger and puts it in a girls asshole and then puts his thumb in her pooter, then squeezes rigorously

give her the roman pincer

porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

half pincer

an intricate play used in games such as American football, hockey and checkers. involves forming an enclosure around a player to force him/her into submission. favoured by Mrs. Doubtfire, transvestite nanny, and Saint Jackolas, checkers icon.

St. Jackolas "man, check my badass half-pincer on Macaulay, Mrs. D!"
Mrs. Doubtfire "ooh very nice dear!"
Macaulay "please let me go home now."

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Norwegian Pincer

A Connect-4 move that involves 3 horizontal tokens in a row with two empty valid places next to the row of tokens. Since the other player cannot win, it serves as a signpost for loserville for the other player.

"Damn, he hit me with the Norwegian Pincer" - Other Player