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When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.
"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"
"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."
"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"
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A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need.
"money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby till the judge give me a verdict". Lil Wayne - Tha Mobb - The Carter 2
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Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.
Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"
Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.
"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."
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A large full set of voluptuous breasts.
"did you see the life preservers on that chick?!?"
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When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...
jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...
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The Moose Preserve is the best sports bar in Michigan surrounded by the extremely affluent communities of Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham. Don't let the wealth and prestige of the area fool you; the "Moose" still has the care-free, bar-and-grill feel, and has bumper stickers available that say "We Eat Our Roadkill." The Moose is a great place to go after winning a football game or maybe to watch a football game on the multiple big screens all over the restaurant. The staff and manager are extremely welcoming and relaxed and tolerant of all you drunk idiots who love food and a great game of pool.
Jeff: hey wanna get the guys and go to The Moose Preserve and watch the game?
Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!
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