Someone who comes from the state of Queensland, in Australia, making them the wickedest people alive!
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Quite possibly the most laid back, relaxed state in Australia
All the Mexicans move to Queensland because it really is a better place to live.
It rocks to be a Queenslander
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Queensland is the most northerly state on the eastern Australian coast. Natives of Queensland are commonly known as Queenslanders and generally regarded by other eastern Australian states as 'so laid back as to be retarded'. For some Aussies there's a competition on which eastern state is the best (Tasmania doesn't seem to count) and all three remaining states laugh at the A.C.T. when they try get involved. Victorians and New South Welshmen will argue over Sydney and Melbourne, no doubt going on about it until you're REALLY wishing to get run over so you don't have to listen to them anymore, but they'll rarely point out anything else about their states as good.
Queenslanders, if they respond to the argument at all (alright, we really are laid back, or trying not to piss themselves laughing), will say: "Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Dreamworld, WetNWild, Movie World, Seaworld, you know, most of the theme parks? The Barrier Reef, Cairns and beaches filled with the tourists you wish you had. Oh, and you can have your bloody grandparents, parents, aunts, uncles and cousins back."
In the Queenlander's mind, the argument is then settled and generously allows the others to continue arguing until they're bored of listening.
Queensland's state capitol is Brisbane, situated on Moreton Bay. It is a quiet city, but given it has the Gold and Sunshine Coasts are nearby for relaxation, entertainment and glorious beaches, who needs to party at home?
Person: Why the hell if they're complaining about us, do so many bloody southerners move up to Queensland? I mean if we're supposed to be so crap up here, GO HOME!
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The reason Australia has the second highest child obesity rate.
Queenslanders need to stop eating and start working.
If you're living in queensland, are under the age of 18 and slim. You're a liar.
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The embarrasment of Australia. A place where it is almost mandatory to weigh 300 kg. Young people in Queensland either get out and wisely migrate south or recently get busted smuggling drugs and spend 30 years in an Indonesian Jail. Queenslanders, generally are proud to be stupid but are secretly all jealous of Victorians. Queenslanders largely live in Caravan Parks/Trailer Parks.
We have our own 3rd World in Australia, it's called Queensland.
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Queensland Australia , Brisbane it's
Capital , offshore Great Barrier Reef, the worldβs largest coral reef system, hosts thousands of marine species.
It is bordered by the Northern Territory, South Australia & New South Wales to the west, southwest & south respectively. To the east, Queensland is bordered by the Coral Sea and the Pacific Ocean; to its north is the Torres Strait, separating the Australian mainland from Papua New Guinea.
named in honour of Queen Victoria. Queensland was among the 6 colonies which became the founding states of Australia with Federation on January 1st, 1901.
most popular winter & summer team sports are rugby league & cricket
Along with Swimming , american football & soccer.
Delicacies include Moreton Bay bugs, mud crabs, king & tiger prawns, mackerel, sea scallops & fresh barramundi. Delicious range of fruits, such as avocados, mangoes, pawpaws, pineapples, strawberries & bananas. Native Macadamia nuts are found in all kinds of concoctions including desserts, salads.
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Ricky: where is Queensland ?
Damian : Queensland Australia Located in northeastern Australia,
Due to its size, Queensland's geographical features and climates are diverse, including tropical rainforests, rivers, coral reefs, mountain ranges and sandy beaches in its tropical and sub-tropical coastal regions, as well as deserts & savanna in the semi-arid & desert climatic regions.
Queensland's state motto, Audax at Fidelis, which means "Bold but Faithful"
The state is the origin of musicians such as the Bee Gees, The Go-Betweens, The Veronicas, The Saints, Savage Garden, & Sheppard as well as writers such as David Malouf, Nick Earls and Li Cunxin.
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complete shit hole located in Queensland where you will find crack head blokes with hot bitches who wanna fuck them over and drop their dirty meat in women who probably already have 3-7 children with 10 - 15 different men. Abortion rate is high due to the junkie blokes here and 15yo women getting up the duff.
Kevin: hey ya dog c*nt on heat
Marissa: hey bro you wanna throw a length up me??????
Kevin: Sure do ya dog c*nt on heat
Marissa: F*cken sick ey bring some coolabah to the jetty
Kevin: yeah redcliffe queensland rocks
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