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A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.
I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.
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Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.
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Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.
I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.
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Liquid gold in today’s society.
Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.
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A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.
I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.
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When your hand is covered with hand sanitizer and you slap someone in the face while screaming "SANITIZER SLAP!".
1. That sanitizer slap stung my face.
2. I will sanitizer slap his arm-face!
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the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.
i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole
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