shove it

what the wife of john kerry said to a reporter.
YOU GO GIRL!

Reporter: Tell me, Mrs. Kerry, how do you feel about your husband running for president?
Mrs Kerry: Shove it.

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shove

A vagina. So named because it is a place where a lot of shoving occurs.

Hey mom, thanks for plopping me out of your shove.

I'm tired of these loose bitches, I want a girl with a nice, tight shove.

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Shove It

a word when you are angered at your friends and you simply want them to “shove it”

“Ryan, shove it!”

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shove it

A skate trick where the skater does an ollie and uses his/her feet to spin his/her board 180 degrees before landing on it. Also called "pop-shove-it."

You should be able to ollie over a deck before trying to pop shove-it.

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shovely

Adjective, Pronounced like "lovely". A feeling of agitation with an individual to the point you would like to hit them over the head with a shovel a la Norman Bates and Mother in Psycho. Similar to stabby but swap knives for shovels.

"Johnny was really getting at me today, staring at his screen with that blank look while our server was down again... i felt myself getting all shovely, wanting to drive his goofy head straight through the screen."

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shoving

When a chick takes her fingers (or dildo etc) and shoves it up her pussy producing the same effect as sex

Man, look at that chick shoving herself....

man: what were you doing last night?
woman: i was shoving myself

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shove

the past tense of the verb "to shave"

I grew tired of my sexy beard, so i shove it.

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