smort

Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself

Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door

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smort

a dumber way to say smart

1fy0uc4nre@dth1sy0u@re smort

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smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

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smort

Smort typically means being overly smart. if you have over 69420 IQ, you are officially smort.
if you are smort, you typically don't get women

Damn i have over 70000 IQ, i am so smort

smort

to be small and short, sm-ort

that lad is to smort to go on that ride

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smort

another name for a cig.

"lemme get a smort peter"

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smort

A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.

"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"

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