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A membership program for anyone that identifies as anything other than straight and comprised mostly of blue heard influencers from Instagram and tiktok, and the monthly payment is made in the form of losing 25% of your present braincells and dignity and shouting while trying to call out and cancel everyone for using wrong pronouns, even if they don't personally know the person in question.
Jimothy: ah did you hear about Alyssa, i heard she became a straight+ member ever since she downloaded tiktok
Carl: Ah, how unfortunate, she actually used to be a reasonable human being back in the day
to be ok with how things are going.
"you want a piece?"
"no man, im straight"
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There are multiple meanings for straight-
1. Traditional meaning: Without a bend or curve, evenly formed or set, not crooked.
2. Traditional meaning: Figurative; a) frank, honest, upright, b) right, correct
3. Traditional meaning: in proper order (numeric, chronologic, alphabetic, etc...),
4. Traditional meaning: without interruption or break; continuous, in an unbroken series, without reservations or exceptions,
5. Traditional meaning: unmixed, undiluted (reference to alcohol, or other substances, without qualification, unmodified,
6. Traditional meaning: showing no emotion or humor, serious rather than comic, natural rather than eccentric,
7. Traditional meaning: reliable, sure, authoritative,
8. Traditional meaning: behaving in a conventional manner, holding orthodox views, conventional, standard, normal,
9. Traditional meaning: made up of a set of five cards, as in poker,
10. Slang: term used in agreement, approval,
11. Slang: term used to qualify one's sexual preference,
12. Slang: term used to denote the validity of a statement or claim,
13. Slang: term used to describe a manner of frank communication, i.e.- straight talk,
14. Slang: term used to determine level of understanding, agreement, or otherwise mutual understanding and agreement
Traditionally the word Straight referenced the quality of an object posessing no bends, curves, or twists.
Today the word Straight refers to myriad categories including heterosexuality, commonality of opinion, earnest communication, and level of comprehension.
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(slang) The way of saying that something is cool and fine with the person saying "that's straight". Usually said by a stoner or gangster kid.
Hey Nick, I used to hate you but i like you now.
That's straight Casey.
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To get straight A's at school or college is to get the best grade in exams and papers
Camille is so smart, she always gets straight a's in all the subjects.
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1) A heterosexual person.
2) A word used to decribe a line that has no curves.
3) Not on drugs.
1) Are you gay? Naw, I'm straight.
2) That line is straight.
3) You on crack? No, I'm straight.
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Phrase used after a homosexual inadvertently says something that sounds straight.
Homosexual: "Her titties look great in that dress." ... "No straight."
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