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Garrison

A person with great strength. Garrison is very handsome and tall. He is great at any sport he tries. Garrison is the person that all girls want to be with and all guys want to be. โค๏ธ

Look at him. He's such a Garrison

by Larrrisoa December 27, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garrison

1. A person who loves to giggle and laught ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!! He tends to be very shy but once you get to know him hes a chatter box. Makes a very good boyfriend.

2. The awesomest person ever! If you ever meet a person named Garrison, you should give him all your cheese and chocolate (THE FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND DIGEST THAT YOU PUT IN CAKE OR ON POTATOS!)...

3. A human named Garrison

4. A Fort used to fight in France during the war in which I do not remember what it is called...

5. A french dude

6. An awesome dude

7.Someone who should never be beaten up

8. A screenwriter

9. Someone you must give money to!

10. A rich dude!

Wow! That boy sure does giggle alot! He must be a Garrison1!

by 23r4hdi89gy67wr897w34uyh789ge December 24, 2010

50๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garrison

A usually fat and lightskin version of Shrek who has trouble with women because of his appearance. Is known to be a dick to children. Very fond of name calling and pranks on friends who are easy targets.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen garrison around?
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's

Person 1: shut up shrek.

by Ya_you_know_me November 30, 2015

24๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garrison

The sexiest guy on earth. Those dreads and smile of his are to die for. You can never get enough of his sweet smell and his hugs. When you meet garrison you will instantly fall in love.

Wow that garrison sureis a hunk

by Leljuju July 13, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garrison

To tall for his age

Man that kid is a Garrison

by GarryTheGator May 16, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garrison

A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.

A girl who wants to be on student council should be a role model. She should be a Garrison.

by Breezy February 21, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garrison

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.

Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."

by kiwassabie April 24, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž