Westland Mall

A crappy mall located in Hialeah, Florida. Does not have sufficient stores and isn't all that. Most of the stores located inside are for chongas and children. I'd say Pac Sun is the only good store there. Full of moron securities and old people. It's small as hell and not cool.

Teenie bopperz: OMGZ you gaize lez go to westland mall and cheel derr.
Non teenie bopperz: Fuck that shit, I'm going to Sawgrass.

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Westland Moustache

Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.

hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.

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Westland High School

Westland the most ghetto school there is on the west side also known for the poorest school on the WestSide. Even tho it’s known for the best fights there people still find a way to cause problems or even get cloutfrom others, And don’t get me started on the teachers there especially the ones that always ask to put our hoods down instead of worrying about school shooters. Anyways the people their aka THOTS at Westland especially the freshman will suck a niggas dick for free if you ask politely. But if the thot is a senior then they’ll do it for $20 cause they to broke to get a job. And lastly don’t get me started on the fake hood niggaz that think they are 4k Trey. But at the the end of the day everyone will never change and will still continue with I be the same person the next day :)

I heard Westland High School is full of broke people

Westland Middle School

Shit

At Westland Middle School, the 6th graders set paper towels on fire, the 7th graders vape, and the 8th graders smoke weed.

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Westland middle school

6th graders are so innocent it hurts
7th graders vape in the bathrooms

8th graders don’t give a shit and smoke weed whenever they can

Welcome to Westland Middle School!
6th graders: what’s a juul?
7th graders: fuck man mr jefferson just caught me vaping in the bathroom.
8th graders: haha tf is the teacher saying, i’m so fucking high rn.

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westland wessex

a hideous royal navy helicopter with an absurd nose

joe: did you see that westland wessex
ryan: the big ugly one?

John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.