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Plays Fall Guys & Brawlhalla Non-Stop all day and does "Funny stuff" to his cat Tazzy.
"Yo, I was in a party with Joseph Whitaker last night, he wouldn't stop playing Fall Guys.
A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?
Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.
Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?
Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.
Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
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(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.
Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.
Aidan: How did you manage to bag all those super fly girls after downing a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?
Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.
A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.
That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.
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When you ejack into a chick's eye, causing it to go lazy.
"I gave that chick a Forced Whitaker, and now her eye points in a weird direction."
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The squint-eyed face resulting from being shot with ejaculate in only one eye. This can be a result of either careless masturbation or malicious action on the part of a second party.
Things got a little out of hand last night and i shot myself in the eye. I had a Forrest Whitaker for about an hour.
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being sarcastic, not believing
gee whitakers you didnt do that to the old man
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