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(n.) a new holiday that falls on National Best Friend Day each year, appropriately observed by licking your best friend to show your love and appreciation, possibly derived from the affectionate behavior of the dog, man's best friend. It is meant to be a prank that is both annoying yet endearing.
Johnson: Did you know today is Lick Your Best Friend Day?
Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')
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2nd december is slap your best friend day to show love and to make your bond strong.
Jack:Why did you slap him.
James:Because it is Slap your best friend day.
Something that can be both good and bad.
Usually when you grow so close to a friend, you develop feelings for them. Can be good and bad depending on if they also like you. If not you will usually feel embarrassed.
Person 1: How do you stop being in love with your best friend?
Person 2: Uh I dunno?
Person 1: Oh ok
Person 2: Wait... did you ask me because you like me?
Person 1: Uhh... maybe
Scenario 1 (Good ending)
Person 2: Wow really I like you too!
Scenario 2 (Bad ending)
Person 2: I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way. We can still be friends though!
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This is the day where you and your best friend fuck
April 23
Hey have you heard it’s international fuck your best friend day
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May the 20th, is fuck your best friend day
Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
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March 3 is national kidnap your best friend day. The day you get to kidnap your bestie take them where ever you want and make them buy you icecream.
Woah it is march 3, I better go kidnap my best friend and force them to drive me places.
YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.
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