IT’S TIME

That one thing that solo wing pixy says right before he launches the V2 cluster nuke with the intent of nuking the world to destroy all national borders. Also something you can say when someone pisses you off and you wish to cause pain, suffering, loss and death to them regardless of collateral damage.

Landlord: “Dude, you rent is 3 months overdue. I’m kicking you out”
Me: “IT’S TIME”
*Nuke warnings blare outside*
Landlord: “What the fu-”
*nine thermonuclear warheads touch down within a 500km radius, rendering all life nearby instantly aliven’t*

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It's time

When it's time to do something, you can use it in various contexts.

When it's 4:20
"It's time (to smoke)"
When you bored at school
"It's time (to quit)"
When you are hungry as fuck.
"It's time (to eat)"

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on timing

When somebody does something extraordinarily well; someone being "in the zone"

" Did you see how many points Devin Booker dropped tonight?" "Yeah he was on timing."

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Time

Something that can only be given away. So, give it to those who matter.

Love God, yourself, your friends, and your family. Give THEM your time.

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Time

A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.

We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.

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Time

1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present

Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH

on time

When something is really good

Man that shit was on time!

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