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Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.
Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.
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when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your ass.
guy 1 "stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again."
guy 2 " sick dude, better go get an STD test"
guy 1 " second time this month"
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Bacteria on the base of ones penis. species Bacteriuos baseous. This species of bacteria migrates to the base of ones penis from either the anus or meatus.
George "No I didn't was my hands after I peed, I only touched the base of it"
Candice "Dude haven't you ever heard of base bacteria?"
where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!
pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!
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Abbreviate victorian bitter and take the VB and then change it to Vaginal Bacteria. what a delicacy :)
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This specimen is very small (almost miniscule to the human eye) and has an extremely high pitched voice that could shatter a window or make your head explode. Called fabulous because some may think she's cute,however most would disagree.
"see that girl Melissa over there she's a fabulous bacteria ain't that fit though."
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Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.
"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."