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chod

a penis whose circumference is longer than its length. actually possible unlike the common misconception that it is the width longer than the length. the common definition of chod is a myth. this shit's legit

Guy 1- "Man i got a chod, the circumference of my dick is longer than the length"
Guy 2- "...weak bro"

by i gotta chod :( April 27, 2010

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chod

the spot between your balls and asshole

dude, she licked my chod!!!

by mike hawk July 11, 2003

66๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


chod

the spot between your asshole and your balls, usually has a bit of fluffy fur.

"my chod is itchin"
OR it can be used in an insult
"smell my chod"

by jimbo February 16, 2004

47๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


chod

another word for poo!

ewff look at that dog chod!

your homework is chod! {my teacher actually said this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

by Bida BANG July 17, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


chod

sloppy, sandy mud often found on the beach

looks like sloppy poo

look edd theres a nice pile of chod, lets play chod stones.

chod stones: a game like beach bowls but stones are used instead of balls.
first you throw your jack stone into the chod from no less that 10m away, then you select your 3 chod stones (not to be any smaller than the palm of your hand) and then take it in tutns to throw your chod stones into the chod.
closest chod stone to the jack stone wins

invented by matt and edd

by matt dunford January 19, 2008

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chod

A fat little school kid

That ain't puppy fat son, your just a fat chod arse

by Maddog May 23, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


chod

in "the language" chod is a shortened version of dick or chode. a short fattened penis

suck a chod!

by none October 14, 2003

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