Clunk

(v): The act of getting drunk in a classy manner. A cousin of Crunk and opposite of Trunk.

Person 1: How'd the party go last night?

Person 2: It was great! We had wine, champagne, and smelly cheese. We were getting real Clunk until the birthday girl let someone write Cumdumpster on her leg.

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Clunk

an overwieght individual who is uncaring about his weight and is proud of it. Eats for enjoyment and loves it with a passion. Most likly a adolescent boy.

Look at the CLUNK licking his own tits.

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clunk

The act of having sexual inercourse.

"Fancy a clunk?"
"I would love to clunk her"

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clunk

When a woman's clitoris is so large it may be seen as resembling a man's junk. A combination of the words clit and junk = clunk.

Did you see Joanie Laurer's video? Check out her clunk!

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Clunk

Clunk (n): The act of killing in one or finishing off an opponent in halo with a strike to the back of the head/back of the face/right in the spine with the melee attack of your chosen weapon. It is best used having approached your opponent unawares, in a sniping match for example and having a "clunk" as the final kill is particularly gratifying.
Also as verb: "to Clunk" and as an exclamation having completed the above action. See also wingo

As noun: "That was such a clunk"
As verb: "I clunked you soooo hard!"
As exclamation following the clunk: "Clunk!" (often pronounced "cloonk"!)

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clunking

The act of fucking something so ugly that it damages your reputation.

After Jim got caught clunking with Sandra none of the girls in school ever dated him again.

I got caught clunking that fat bitch Amy. Now all the clunkers come to me for the D.

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Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

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