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Having relations with ones self.
I'm about to hit the shower for some uni-coital activities!
A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.
ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.
The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"
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a meal, usually breakfast, after sex
The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.
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A short period of time where two monogamous lovers have far more sex than usual
She just came off of her period and he has to leave on a business trip next week, if they don't have a coital wave in that bedroom they should just break up.
The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.
After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching
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(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
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