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A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."
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The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
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Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".
"Damn! You scored a hottie!"
"Count it!" *hand motion*
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A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe
"A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count"
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A southern term to describe something as being good.
That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll
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a specific time of day when inmates need to be in their house and the CO's (Correctional Officers) go cell by cell making sure that each inmate is accounted for. You are to be on you bed/bunk sitting up and awake during the process. this usually happens at least 3 times daily.
I took a nap this afternoon but had to wake up for count.
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a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"
"Hey, can I borrow your truck?"
"yeah, but it ain't worth a count!"
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