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A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)
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Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.
Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!
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have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........
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a sack of balls or nut sack you know the deal
1)Do you prefer tapes or cds?
2)Cds.
1) Well see deez nuts.
2) ok tapes then
1) tape deez nuts to the back of your neck
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nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts
i got to tell eileen about that
eileen who?
i leen back so you can see deez nuts
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The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.
Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:
DEEEZ NUTS!
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1. To punk out a friend (or fellow military buddy)
2. To grab one's "package" to emphasize a point
Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha?
Person B: Sergeant Botha?
Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!
Person A: Where is Captain Dees?
Person B: Captain Dees?
Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!
Person A: Have you seen Phillip?
Person B: Phillip who?
Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!
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