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A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.
After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.
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Dobermans Bitch is strong sounding name and a force not to be reckoned with, if you are on his bad side.
A man who knows his place in this world.
A man who is going somewhere in life.
"Hey, there goes Dobermans Bitch". "Yeah, don't fuck with him, he's a bad motherfucker".
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when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.
‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’
when someones fingers smell like they came out of a dogs ass
man get away from me!!!! you must have the doberman finger stink goin on or just havent takin a shower..
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the new mascot for the notre dame fighting irish.
Ron Burgundy: today in sports- The University of Notre Dame has decided to change it's mascot from the Fighting Irish to the Fighting Doberman Pinscher Genitilias. Students were outraged at this change.
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A large in size baby who has the deepest bark i have ever heard
“Hey what breed is that, it looks scary, Guard dog?”
“Haha! No, the Doberman is getting
protected by the Chihuahua!”