Eat my ass

Shoving your face into one's backside and licking, sucking, or biting down on one's ass/asshole.

Me: Hey Jack, wanna eat my ass? I'm wet right now.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.

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Eat My Ass

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.

Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!

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Eat my ass

A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer

+100 Points

Him: Well I’m not the one wh-

Her: Eat my ass

Him: what ass

Her: *visible frustration*

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eat my ass and balls

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls

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eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

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eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

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eat my ass with that weak shit

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

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