It's what evely asian male gets when watching poino frick....
I got an election ratching jenna jamerson!
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A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.
Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.
Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!
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An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.
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A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.
no exmaple needed, watch that fictitious TV stuff.
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Judging by the definitions on this site, an election is a despised act, looked down upon by uppity Americans who either think that they could come up with a new, flawless political system or that a Nazi-style dictatorship is preferable.
-Turn off the news, man; Fuck the Election!!!!111
-Yeah, I hate those corrupt assholes.
-Yeah... Hmmm... Let's go steal some money from my mom's purse and buy some pot.
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something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it
and so senator kerry has conceded form the election
Joe: FUUUUCK!
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A competition against two people to see who will get the most votes
There is another election coming soon, I wonder who should I vote for?
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