The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

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evict the turtle

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle

"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

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Eviction Anxiety

fear of being kicked out regardless reality

I gotta rent a room by next month!
Dude. Your eviction anxiety's kicking in again! Nobody's kicking you out...yet.

evict horizon

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.

When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.

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Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".

Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

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Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

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reverse double eviction

This obscure reference refers to the eating of (at least) two corndogs in one sitting. The etymology breakdown is somewhat apocryphal, but essentially is from the latin 'evictus', which has one of the meanings of 'overcome and expel'. Corndogs, by their very nature are non-trivial to process both culinarily and digestively. Shut up Jim! It's not funny!

From www.etymonline.com
evict (v.)

mid-15c., "recover (property) by judicial means," from Latin evictus, past participle of evincere "overcome and expel, conquer, subdue, vanquish; prevail over; supplant," from assimilated form of ex- "out," or perhaps here merely intensive (see ex-) + vincere "conquer" (see victor). Sense of "expel by legal process" first recorded in English 1530s, from a post-classical sense of the Latin word. Related: Evicted; evicting. Compare evince.

Hey Nic, what's for lunch?

The same ol' reverse double eviction.