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to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
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The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
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A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
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When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.
I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.
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To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.
I went to jerk-off in your face!
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"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."
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