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A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.
My wife's boyfriend is cool!
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A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief
Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come
38👍 16👎
The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60
The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!
A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.
Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?
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an exclaimation of frustration or horror.
She just shit on my dick?! FUCK MY WIFE!
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A term used to identify a cuck in public.
When a cuck is speaking all chant "My wife's son My wife's son"
10👍 9👎
The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.
Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.
Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.
Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
5👍 8👎