Age of Mythology

fuckin awesome computer game

I'm so gonna go get the expansion as well. Age of Titans

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Age of Mythology

a) "Enter the Age of powerful gods and heroic mortals, mythic beasts and immortal powers, a time when history and myth are one! A vast, epic era awaits you-- are you ready to forge your legend?"

b) An awesome computer game featuring Greeks vs. Norse vs. Egyptians and their various mythological heroes and creatures.

Age of Mythology cheats help you win, but when playing online, you can't use them; amazing taunts make up for it, though

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Greek mythology

A series of myths; usually having Greek gods,mythological creatures,heroes,and demi-gods.

Usually seen in Social Studies textbooks.

Artemis is the goddess of the moon and the hunt.
The Minotaur is a creature that is half man half bull.
Percy Jackson is a demi-god.
Samantha and I love Greek Mythology.

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Greek Mythology

A series in myths which often start from Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and hospitality, feeling usually aroused and in need to have sexual intercourse with a woman who most likely just wants to go on with her life.

Person A: Wow, this statue of Zeus is incredible! I bet he was really cool in his time.
Person B (who knows): …Sure, sure he was.
Person A: Why are you looking at me like that? Doesn't he have a lot of cool kids in Greek Mythology.
Person B: Yep, let's go with that.

age of mythology

a time long ago when people's concerns amounted to protecting their gold, needing reinforcements to defend their temples, and warding off angry purple gods

i'm running low on the cash flow like it's the age of mythology up in here

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roman mythology

Basically greek Mythology but with other names. Romans just wanted to be part of the religion gang.

Roman1: Man, I wish we had a religion
Roman2: We could just copy greek mythology!
Roman1: Dude, isn't that plagiarism
Roman2: They don't have any copyright on it so who cares..
Roman1: ok bruh, we should call it very different than greek mythology
Roman2: what about *+. roman mythology .+*
Roman1: fvck yeah

Greek mythology

The most awesome and amazing thing to exist

Zeus is a god from Greek mythology