Old Hag

A man named Shawn who tends to forget nearly everything, claims that if you throw a plastic Pepsi bottle at someone's face it won't hurt cause it's 'just plastic'.

Him: It's just plastic.
Me: Go take a long walk off a short pier you old hag!

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Dusty Old Hag

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.

I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"

Drowning The Old Hag

Drowning The Old Hag is a game hybrid of a sexual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. The room's floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. The 17 people form a cirle by performing oral sex on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. The last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.

"NEVER play Drowning The Old Hag, Satan is the DM."

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old hag syndrome

When a feeling comes over that's like something or someone extremely heavy is sitting on your chest and you look around to see a apparition in the corner of your room. this is a form of possession... therefore.. called ' old hag syndrome '

" dude, last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe.. all I could see was this figure in the corner of my room! I think it was old hag syndrome! "

shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

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you old hag

A stupid old lady who you wanna killlll.

Speed up you old hag.

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Old cafateria hag

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around

Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.