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A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.
Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.
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Commonly known internationally as a racist form of Paella, created in Valencia.
I can't wait to serve out a dish of Valencian paella
Every mid ingredient put into a pot and cooked over an open fire for 29 hours by Valencian peasants
Peasant 1: Hey Juan is cooking Paella
Peasant 2: Mierda, that's gonna take forever
The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.
He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.