park

"Crap" more or less spelled backwards. A command used to tell a dog to "do its business", usually while on leash. Guide dogs are trained to recognize this command. see also parking lot

I'm going to have dinner, but first I have to park Lexie.

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park

verb - to fail in a course or exam.

I can't believe how many students were out at the bar last night. Our entire class is going to park this exam.

Laura is going to park calculus if she doesn't start studying soon.

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parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

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parked in

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

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Parkes

A legend, someone who is a great person to be with, a true champ ever see this surname then you’ll be very lucky, a treasure a person with this surname is sent from the gods love them with all your heart

A true parkes

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Parking

The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.

They went parking behind the old factory last night.

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The Park

The ultimate spot to light fires, shit on the floor, whip your cock out, light off fireworks, hang with the boys, play with dildos, harass workers, draw dicks, have anal, play games, and basically do anything that's disgusting and slightly illegal with the squad.

Eric: Hey boys, wanna go to the park?
Claire: Hell yeah, I'm gonna shit in the urinal.

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