the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand
i pasted ur mother last night.
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When you get slaped in the face by some one with a sticky substance on their hand, such as semen or road tar.
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Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.
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Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
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The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.
"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"
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Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high
Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?"
You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now."
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Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.
Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.
You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.
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