Pensive Urticaria

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.

I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.

pensive fist

when u wanna fist a bitch but u gotta think about it first

jeff: whats it called when u wanna fist a bitch but u gotta think about it
richard: pensive fist
jeff: k

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pensive schmuck

A detestable or idiotic person who is soberly thoughtful and of a melancholy nature.

Wallie the Pensive Schmuck

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pensive cowboy

simply my emotions 24/7 *yeets away*

human 1: hey
human 2: u r sketchy *pensive cowboy*

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National Pensive Day

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.

Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!