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When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.
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Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."
Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
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1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."
2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
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When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."
my favorite Ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended
"My pinto could smoke your fucking rice burner
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1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
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A female addicted to methamphetamine who claims everything is hers yet is homeless, jobless and shameless. Said female will entertain anyone who holds a bag containing any amount of methamphetamine. In a group setting where there is more than one "pinto" no article of clothing, cosmetic pallete, or gel pen is safe. The endless scandals, lies, and betrayal can be just some of the bad action you'll encounter while in the company of pintos.
Wow, the methamphetamine has really turned her into quite the pinto.