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When you roll your weed in a piece of ham , smoke it , and get porked up .
hey john lets go porkin tonight roll sum ham and get porked up .
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A very fat man who is often upset by others calling him overweight or fat. Likes to date women of the dark variety and women he does not know. He often cries when people call him gay and is just the fat guy that everyone likes to make fun of. If you give him a chew, he will nearly throw up. He also is very self centered and thinks he's the best at everything, if he does not win he will make excuses as to why he didn't. His most distinct trait is his monstrous temper over things like video games. People often worry he may have a heart attack from his temper tantrums.
He is being the porkins of the party.
Nobody wants to be a porkins.
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when u bang a random chick from behind and her junk is cottage cheesin all over your hips.
Ruph was jiggle-porkin all over yans sexy hips
the act of grabbing your penis and pulling on it until you ejaculate
Sorry bro I can't, I'm porkin off later
Someone that shows extreme love for cody hynes
Mr porkins wants coyd hynes to suck his cock
When one eats so much junk food the pants can not fit over the fat ass anymore.
Chick: My pants don't fit anymore
Dude: Bitch you porkin out!
chasin skirt for fun
sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen
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