WTF putain

When something sucks, when you're pissed.

Combination of English "WTF" and French "putain"

"Wuss: I can't make it to the party tonight, I gotta sew with my mom
Bro: WTF putain, you're such a dork"

Putain/Pute

Means "whore".

Popular exclamation:
eg, "Putain!" = "Fuck!"

Followed by "de merde" or "de bordel" makes it ruder:
eg, "Putain de merde!" or "putain de bordel!" = "Fucking hell!"

Putain de...(before noun)
Fucking...(before noun)
eg, Je hais ton putain de chien! = I hate your fucking dog!

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Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

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putain de chip

Man Whore extraordinaire

Student: That husband is a Putain d'Chip!

Teacher: Remember we say "Putain DE Chip"

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enfant de putain

Son of a prostitute, son of a bitch

"Casse toi de la, enfant de putain" (Victor Hugo, Les Miserables)

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Putain mais c'est NUL

Putain mais c'est NUL: Phrase French origin people say. It loosely translates to "Fuck, that's worthless" / "Thats fuckin' stupid."

Examining the latest results of the code: "Putain mais c'est NUL"

maudit fils d'un putain

French for "damn son of a whore". Used to denote heavy disdain for someone.

Jean a volé mon liqueur! Je déteste cette maudit fils d'un putain!
Translation: John stole my booze! I hate that damn son of a whore!

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