Smort

Smort is typically used when someone who is smart does something really stupid, and often used in combination with engrish.

I turned the stove on, and did a smort and put my hand on the heating element.

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smort

Smort typically means being overly smart. if you have over 69420 IQ, you are officially smort.
if you are smort, you typically don't get women

Damn i have over 70000 IQ, i am so smort

Smort

A combination of the Latin word, Mort meaning death and the English word smart meaning intelligent. So smort means a badass and intelligent.

(Pjo reference)

Percy: ［Reyna］is so smort.
Jason: yeah she is

(Normal conversation)
Random person 1: she's so smort
Random person2: defiantly!

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smort

to be small and short, sm-ort

that lad is to smort to go on that ride

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Smort

A judged competition that involves athletic ability that is not a sport.

Figure Skating = Smort

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smort

another name for a cig.

"lemme get a smort peter"

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smort

A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.

"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"

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