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The one day of the week people remember they believe in God, or pretend they do just in case. Usually involves quickly getting dressed and speeding to church, only to sit there and hope you don't miss kick-off.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna go beat up homeless people tomorrow?
Person 2: No man, it's sunday! I don't wanna wind up in hell.
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The day where you decide that living in heaven with God is less important than sitting on your fat ass playing video games and watching Netflix by yourself.
"Hey Bro, do you wanna play video games on Sunday?" " Hell Ya, Cause Fuck living Forever"
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The day after Saturday night, that usually is known as "Hangover day". People never show up to work, miss out on important events by laying in bed tortured of sickness, gagging at the sight of alcohol, and remembered they screwed they're bestfriends girlfriend the night before.
"Damn man, I can't make it to our meeting. Every Sunday is ruining shit."
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To get severely drunk, in a manner to which you have no recollection the next day.
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the day of the week to rest and watch football all day and afterwards, the post game show/
Hey, you gonna come over this sunday? The Titans are playing the Jags!
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Usually in the form of "that's on Sundays," refers to a suggested activity which is rebuffed, as with movies which seem to play every Sunday on television.
Polio: "Why don't we rent Falling Down?"
Edwardo: "Nah, man...that's on Sundays"
Polio: "Why don't we go to the petting zoo?"
Edwardo: "Shiii...Sundays, motha fucka, Sundays..."
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A person, typically super religious, that takes offense to anything and everything not considered "good," in the eyes of the lord.
(guy) I'm so going to fuck you.
(girl) Oh my god! Jesus is listening you know!
(guy) You're such a fucking Sunday!
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