The Thanos

While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.

"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"

"Well you could always do the thanos"

"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"

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Thanos

A big purple raisin that has nothing better to do than throw his adopted grape off a cliff. It collects rocks and destroys half the life saying it was “mercy”

I love thanos

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Thanos

A mutant rasin that loves shiny space rocks

Thanos likes space rocks

Thanos

Thicccest titan in the universe after wiping out half the universes population

Look at that thicc boi Thanos

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Thanos

A big purple boi with a big yellow glove who wants some shiny rocks.

He can also be referred to as BTM/Behind the meme as they kill the same amount of things in a snap.

Damn Infinity Wars was so sad when Thanos...
Shhhh people haven't watched it yet

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Thanos

My big purple friend

Tyler: Have you heard of Thanos, the guy who wiped out half the universe?
Me: Oh yeah, he's my big purple friend!

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thanos

a shriveled up, sad, lonely, idiotic grape who yeeted half the universe into the soul stone who wears a shiny yellow oven mitt with magic stones in them (no, it is not the sorcerer’s stone).

person 1: WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER?!?!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!?!?
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-

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