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Life's a test..... do you pass?
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
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Has an abundance of free time used pointlessly
I’ve watched The Office 6 times from beginning to end. Man, I have no life.
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If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.
Do you have a life?
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Punishment for eating an apple.
god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
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A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.
My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
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to promise; like swearing on someones grave.
Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!
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