socks rule

soggiest_biscuit is lying bcause he is queer

soggiest_biscuit:I love spreading misinformation online!
IMAGINE BEING QUEER SOCKS RULE ON TOP!!!!!

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Gay Sock Rules

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.

Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.

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double sock rule

Wearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule

Jayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule

Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rule

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Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks

Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.

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Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!

Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.

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