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a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."
SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"
FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."
SON: "Oh."
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When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.
The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.
Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.
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The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)
My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!
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The sensitive tract (see: Area) of epidermis (see: Skin) conveniently located (for the ladies {see:Biotches}) betwixt (see the movie "Young Guns") the male reproductive gennitals (see: Ballsack) and his (or recently trans-formed to "his" {see: Tranny}) rectum (see: Asshole).
The two biotches gently rubbed his taint whilst he fondled his ballsack and fingered his asshole.
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The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.
Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.
Seuss: just taint it
LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game
Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.