Random
Source Code
Random
Capitalistic individual who "borrows" other people's stuff and "pawns" them. Takes whatever opportunity to gain currency, no matter what ethical barriers stand in the way. Often screws all those close to him in his bid for cash. Is fairly smart, but his kleptomania gets the better of him. Best seen in the 8-bit theater webcomics.
Your GP or your HP!~8-bit theater episode 4
I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.
28👍 65👎
1. a person that steals
2. character class in ffxi that is totally gimped after level 60
Prrrowla quit playing as a thief cause he never got invited to parties.
25👍 67👎
One who steals co-workers sales in a supposed "friendly" work environment
Sean was helping a customer when he left to go check the inventory of a shoe, when the evil Vicki stepped in and stole his sale. This resulted in Sean losing a $104 sale and the commissions that went along with said sale!! THIEF!
16👍 40👎
DJ whats his name... That kid who always steal the mouse balls from the school computers, but then is so stupid at doing it that he actually gets caught.
DJ you dumbass, you actually got caught stealing a 1 inch rubber ball
25👍 69👎
Noun: A person who steals for a living, breaks into your house, takes your TV, whatever.
Verb: To take something.
1) Derrick's a thief, bastard stole my CD.
2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.
21👍 61👎
Clever individual who steals from the riches, and gives to himself. Very great in finding the weaknesses in his enemies AND friends to steal them easily.
Favorite RPG Command: FLEE
Thief just stole from an entire town. Again.
15👍 63👎