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turd burglar

The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

by AngryChegro July 11, 2003

895๐Ÿ‘ 479๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

1340๐Ÿ‘ 733๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

A homosexual male.

He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.

by Choccy Log July 9, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"

by chase March 9, 2005

479๐Ÿ‘ 265๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 8, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 3, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. January 16, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž